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Judith Therese Evans (born July 20, 1975), known professionally as Judy Greer, is an American actress, voice actress, comedian, and director. She is primarily known as a character actress, who has appeared in a wide variety of films. She first rose to prominence in the early 2000s, appearing in the romantic comedies What Women Want (2000), 13 Going on 30 (2004), 27 Dresses (2008), and Love & Other Drugs (2010).
Judy Greer also expanded into other genres, with roles in such films as Adaptation (2002), The Village (2004), The Descendants (2011), Carrie (2013), Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014), Jurassic World (2015), Ant-Man (2015), War for the Planet of the Apes (2017), Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018), and Halloween (2018). She made her directorial debut with the comedy-drama film A Happening of Monumental Proportions (2017).
On television, Judy Greer is best known for her starring voice role as Cheryl Tunt in the FXX animated comedy series Archer (2009–present). She also had roles in the comedy series Arrested Development (2003–2018), Two and a Half Men (2007–2015), Married (2014–2015), and Kidding (2018–2020).
Judy Greer was born Judith Therese Evans on July 20, 1975 in Detroit, Michigan. Her mother, Mollie Ann (née Greer), is a hospital administrator, and her father, Rich Evans, is a mechanical engineer. Her mother was once a nun, who had left the convent after eight years, being “kicked out” for wild behavior, including owning a red bathing suit.
Greer was raised Roman Catholic, and grew up in Redford Township and Livonia. She attended Churchill High School where she was a part of the Creative and Performing Arts Program and graduated from The Theatre School at DePaul University in 1997 with a Bachelor of Fine Arts degree. She later adopted her mother’s maiden name for her stage name, as several other actresses are named Judy or Judi Evans.
Judy Greer made her film debut in the horror film Stricken (1998), in which she played a college student involved in a fatal prank. This was followed by a small role in the Chicago-filmed drama Kissing a Fool (1998). She was cast in her first major role as Fern Mayo, a nerdy teenager who uncovers her classmates’ murder of their friend, in Darren Stein‘s black comedy Jawbreaker (1999).
The film went on to earn a cult following. Greer followed this with small parts in the romantic comedy films What Women Want (2000) and The Wedding Planner (2001), opposite Jennifer Lopez. She was cast in a 2002 pilot for NBC alongside Stephen Colbert, Untitled Ken Finkleman Project (Imagine Entertainment), based on the Canadian show The Newsroom from Ken Finkleman. Colbert portrayed Finkleman and Greer played his sister.
Greer had recurring role on the Fox comedy series Arrested Development (2003–2005, 2013, 2018), playing Kitty Sanchez in 10 episodes total and appearing in each of the series’ three original seasons. In a 2009 interview, Greer said that she is most recognized for this role. She also had supporting roles in the films Adaptation (2002), 13 Going on 30 (2004), The Village (2004), Elizabethtown (2005), 27 Dresses (2008), and Love Happens (2009), and Love & Other Drugs (2010).Greer in 2008
Judy Greer made guest appearances on the television series Just Shoot Me! (2003), CSI: Miami (2005), My Name Is Earl (2006), It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2007, 2011), Californication (2007–2008, 2012), ER (2009), House (2009), Modern Family (2010), The Big Bang Theory (2010), How I Met Your Mother (2010), and Warren the Ape (2010).
In April 2008, Greer appeared as a yoga instructor in the “Get a Mac” ad series featuring John Hodgman and Justin Long. Greer starred in a CBS sitcom entitled Mad Love, which premiered in February 2011 as a midseason replacement. The show was cancelled after the first season.
Greer is also a voice actress, voicing the character of Cheryl on the animated comedy series Archer, a character which has been compared to her role on Arrested Development, and the character of Wendy Park on the stop-motion animated sitcom Glenn Martin, DDS.
Judy Greer has also portrayed two characters in the CBS sitcom Two and a Half Men – Bridget Schmidt the ex-wife of Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher) and Myra Melnick, a love interest of Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) and the sister of Herb Melnick (Ryan Stiles).
In November 2011, Greer was honored with the Independent Spirit John Cassavetes Award at the Denver Film Festival, where two films featuring her were in the festival’s programming, including a red-carpet screening of Alexander Payne‘s The Descendants and Jay and Mark Duplass‘ Jeff, Who Lives at Home. She is the first actress to be honored with the award. In 2011, Greer began hosting an online series of workout videos called Reluctantly Healthy, adapted by Litton Entertainment in 2014 as part of their Saturday morning One Magnificent Morning block for The CW.Greer in 2014
In late 2012, Greer made her Broadway debut playing Jenny in Dead Accounts, a short-lived new comedy by Theresa Rebeck also starring Katie Holmes, Norbert Leo Butz, Jayne Houdyshell, and Josh Hamilton.
She played the gym teacher Miss Desjardin in the 2013 horror remake Carrie, alongside Chloë Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore, and played female chimp Cornelia in the science fiction action film Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014).
In 2014, Judy Greer released her first autobiographical collection of essays, titled I Don’t Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star, which detailed her life experiences and career in the film industry.
In 2015, Judy Greer co-starred in the action-adventure films Tomorrowland, Jurassic World, and Ant-Man, among others. In 2016, she debuted in the lead voice role of Beep in the Netflix children’s animated programs Ask the StoryBots and StoryBots Super Songs. In 2017, she reprised her role as Cornelia in the science fiction action sequel War for the Planet of the Apes.
In 2018, she again played the supporting role of Maggie Lang in the superhero film Ant-Man and the Wasp. She then co-starred as Karen Nelson, the daughter of Laurie Strode, in the 2018 horror sequel film Halloween. The film was a critical and commercial success, earning the second-best ever opening weekend of October and becoming the highest grossing film in the franchise.
From 2018 to 2020, Judy Greer starred as Jill Piccirillo in the Showtime comedy-drama series Kidding, alongside Jim Carrey. She also voiced the titular character, Luna, in the animated children’s television series Let’s Go Luna!, which premiered on November 21, 2018.
In 2020, she had film roles in the comedy-drama Uncle Frank, which premiered at the 2020 Sundance Film Festival, and the musical romantic comedy Valley Girl. She also guest starred in episodes of the Hulu horror anthology series Into the Dark and the HBO Max animated comedy series Close Enough.
Judy Greer is set to reprise her role as Karen Nelson in the horror sequel Halloween Kills, which is set for release in October 2021. She is also expected to reprise her role in the sequel Halloween Ends, which is set for release in October 2022.
Judy Greer will appear as Lady Wadsworth in the comedy film Lady of the Manor, as Mini Marge in the drama film Gringa, as the voice of Martha Dandridge in the animated comedy film America: The Motion Picture, and in the sports drama film Flint Strong.
In February 2021, Greer was added to the cast of the upcoming Showtime anthology series, The First Lady, which also stars Viola Davis, Michelle Pfeiffer and Aaron Eckhart. Pamela Adlon exited the drama due to a scheduling conflict so Greer will replace her as Nancy Howe, Betty Ford’s confidante and secretary.
Greer at San Diego Comic-Con in July 2010
Greer is married to Dean E. Johnsen, an executive producer of Real Time with Bill Maher. She is a stepmother to Johnsen’s two children from his previous marriage. The couple resides in Los Angeles.
Greer grew up Catholic, although at the age of 10, she convinced her parents to let her go to a Presbyterian church, claiming that she thought she would be closer to God there. The real reason was that she thought the boys were cuter at that church. During a 2014 interview, Greer stated that she is no longer a practicing Catholic.
In 2014, she told Glamour, “I had been wanting to try and learn how to meditate, and I did research on the different types of meditation. TM seemed the easiest, and I liked that it wasn’t religious in any way.”
In 2020, Judy Greer became embroiled in a controversy in which animal advocacy groups asked that the Board of Directors of Project Chimps drop a lawsuit against former chimpanzee caregivers who publicly exposed animal welfare infractions at the sanctuary. On July 25th Project Chimps dismissed the lawsuit but the controversy and claims of mismanagement have continued.